renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via loki-drank-the-leninade)

thornprince:

slaveoftheflesh:

vinerva:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

MOZART YOU LIL SHIT

SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

thornprince:

slaveoftheflesh:

vinerva:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

MOZART YOU LIL SHIT

SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

(Source: vinervar, via cat-scratch-club)

theactorsmind:


lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

looks like that one screensaver of the Tubes

theactorsmind:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

looks like that one screensaver of the Tubes

(Source: oh-noo, via loki-drank-the-leninade)

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND !@#$%^&*

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

birdcagesanddemons:

spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY


So I would get the best computer in the world and nothing would change???

birdcagesanddemons:

spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY

So I would get the best computer in the world and nothing would change???

(Source: twerkinshield)

all-right-blondie:

Matilda and Miss Honey trying to get out of The Trunchbull’s house without getting caught is probably the most suspense filled scene in all the universe

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

e-zekiel:

asidewalksymphony:

amandagraysons:

parksandtrekreation:

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

# [louder and more aggressive sounds of intense southern doctorial exasperation]

#excited Russian applause and giggles

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

melodica256:

likes-boys:

2pm // 3pm

welcome to britain

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

unchangeablexangel:





bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

(Source: slashersivi, via loki-drank-the-leninade)

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

(Source: winterfingers, via loki-drank-the-leninade)

spider-legs-and-pretty-bows:

smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…

The wonderful moment when you realize he has done all of the things he said he would

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

(via loki-drank-the-leninade)